Childhood Fantasies T-Shirts

"If we dig deep enough, they say, we can go all the way to China or Hong Kong but not, at this point, to Taiwan."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tree house.

Bike Rides

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Imagination

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Tooth fairy

Jack in the Box