Childhood Fantasies Pillows

"If we dig deep enough, they say, we can go all the way to China or Hong Kong but not, at this point, to Taiwan."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Bike Rides

Tree house.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Imagination

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Tooth fairy

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'