Childhood Comic Gifts

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Happy Turkey Day!

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

Kid to other: 'It's been a crazy day. I caught a bug and tossed my cookies.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"I'm training him."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I demand a second opinion!'

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'I understand it now, Mrs. Bundy -- the school janitor explained it to me!'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"I've kept my socks on, Mum, because I already washed my feet yesterday."

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'

A chaos of kids

Thought bubbles and speech bubbles

Lèse Majesté

'... and, another thing, it's more stodgy than my mother's.'