Educational Comic Gifts

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Math Teacher

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Footballer and Bacteria.

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'People, get a half-life!'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'We don't know what this is called'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

Monkey Business College

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

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