Chief Loaf Officer Gifts

'I'm supposed to be a bread winner. Trouble is I'm not winning.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"What's a debenture?"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'Wait a minute....!

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Your repayments start now!"