Chief Inspector Gifts

"We're all metric now..."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

HELLth Food Sprouts

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Bring me some more power.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Rust test in progress.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Fire door.

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"I'm going in."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'