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"We're all metric now..."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

HELLth Food Sprouts

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Rust test in progress.

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Fire door.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"I'm going in."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Agreeable Noises

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."