Chicago Cubs Gifts

"I can't lose reception during a cubs game! Anything could happen in that time!"

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

The Corporate Rat.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

Carl Sandburg.

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

The free and sovereign republic of the ninth floor.

Human Resources

"These dang-blasted gofer holes are a real nuisance, Zeke!"

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

Wall Street .

Piss Bull

Michael Jordan

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

Looking at Cubist picture of chair,"I'd have thought he could have afforded better than MFI furniture."

Church League - Thou Shalt Not Steal

'Daddy doesn't want to play in a box. Daddy works in a box all day.'

'As you know, Lord, Larry just loved his little cubicle.'

'I need a larger cubicle.'

Sammy Sosa

"I never thought I'd live to see the day!"

Every morning, without fail, Ed's coworkers greeted him with a withering fusillade of near-recognition.

"You ain't gettin' on this train until I get off first."