Chess Player (for The King Theme) Gifts

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Checkmate I think!'

Man and brain

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Bee Chess

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Bored Baker

Syria

"They grow up so quickly."

Pawn Stars