Cherry Cheesecake Delight Gifts

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"I'm raven mad about you."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Christmas Canapes

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Cheesemaker

'Read my hips. Don't order the chocolate cheesecake.'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'

'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Doris turns to crime

'You the one who ordered a little cheesecake?'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

How very Hampstead!

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"We've got your results back...your weight problem is 18% genetic and 82% cheesecake!"

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

Hello, I need to take back your cherry pie? Touch it and die. Mrs. Cohen, that pastry came from a bakery in China. We've since learned it might be toxic. Importing from China can be bad for your health. There's crust in your ear.

Thoreau's secret diary

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.

You are what you eat - Fruitcake.

'Are you JOKING? There's a triple chocolate cheesecake in there!'

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

"To Gouda."

"We didn't like it."