Chemical-free Living Gifts

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I blame global warming!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Steamed vegetables."

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Global Warmer 2000.

Touring Cyclist

Just Stop Boil

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Eco Princess

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Environment Friendly House.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.