Chekhov Enthusiast Gifts

Anton Chekhov

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Better than Chekhov"

Anton Chekhov

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'I'm not fat, doc. I just drank this expensive import beer, and now I want to keep it for a while.'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"He shows enormous potential."

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

Boy saying he loves geography because all his possessions are produced abroad.

'Nice penthouse.'

"With a little fiscal stimulation..."

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

"If you like anchovies you'll love it, but you have to like anchovies."

"Your barn door is open."

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

Grigori Rasputin

Putin President of Russia

Sex and the City: The Final Chapter

"Bias? Nonsense. How can you say the refs are biased?"

"Pants in or out?"