Chekhov Fan Gifts

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Anton Chekhov

Chekov play and scorecard,

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

"Better than Chekhov"

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Dirty Grazing.

Steel fabricator

Tunnel of love.

Dancing

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Alas, poor Rover. Shakespeare in the dog park.

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

Santa leaves his sack behind when skiing down a mountain.

The Day before and after Halloween.

Heavyweight Champ of Cheshire...Grin with missing front teeth.

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

Incognito Cheshire

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'

Cherub playing the cello.

Anton Chekhov

Reptiles of Cheshire.

Putin President of Russia

''Cheese' is your answer to everything!'

"I got tossed outta there once, for talking with my mouth full!"

Grigori Rasputin

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

German company involved in submarine disaster?