Fledgling Aficionado Gifts

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

The experienced backpacker.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Dog Igloo.

The Thinker

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Violin Playing Snowman.

Tired Sleigh Dog.

Coarse Fishing.

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Meet the First-time Novelist....

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

Bobsleigh practice.

"This is my crab!"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

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