Fledgling Aficionado Mugs

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

The experienced backpacker.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Dog Igloo.

The Thinker

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Violin Playing Snowman.

Tired Sleigh Dog.

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Meet the First-time Novelist....

Coarse Fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Bobsleigh practice.

"This is my crab!"

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

No 2 Hook

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!