Anchovy Admirer Gifts

"If you like anchovies you'll love it, but you have to like anchovies."

Football Chameleon

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

High Riders of the Old West

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Moon: Made in China

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The wine-shop

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Wash your hands

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Angel Music

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Postcards from Heaven...

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Zagat Rated.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Angel Swing

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.