Anchovy Admirer Pillows

"If you like anchovies you'll love it, but you have to like anchovies."

Football Chameleon

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

High Riders of the Old West

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Moon: Made in China

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The wine-shop

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Wash your hands

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Angel Music

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Postcards from Heaven...

Angel Swing

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Zagat Rated.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.