Anchovy Adventurer Gifts

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Shoot For The Moon

Creative Baby.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Odd Mortarboards.

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

The Eclectic Chair

"Fight or flight?"