Chef With A Rebellious Streak Gifts

"If anyone asks, I didn't hear about the big beef recall."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Bangers and Mash

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Quartet of chefs.

Stupid Microwave

Cook in the cookery section.

Amy Sedaris

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Artichoking victim

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'What the devil is that?

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"Let's start a new tradition! You're each responsible for one thanksgiving dish!"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Baker