Chef With A Rebellious Streak Pillows

"If anyone asks, I didn't hear about the big beef recall."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Bangers and Mash

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Stupid Microwave

Quartet of chefs.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Cook in the cookery section.

Amy Sedaris

"Tastes great, less killing!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

'What the devil is that?

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Artichoking victim

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Baker

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."