Rise-and-shine Chef Pillows

Baker

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Witch's Brew.

'Come and get it!'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Quartet of chefs.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Cook in the cookery section.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Microwave confusion.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'It's her signature dish.'

"I was in a different place then."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'Come now, Mr Symes. I am a Master Chef. I'll admit the steaks are high. But then so are the rewards.'

Lobster potion.

Boiling Point

"Should you add more pepper?"

"So that's a three bird roast."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Cook and PC

MasterWitch

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."