Cheese Joke Enthusiast Gifts

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

The wonderful world of cheese.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Eat me"

French wine

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Higher wisdom...

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Amateurs."

Cheese

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

The Running of the Brie

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"