Cheese Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Cheese Pile

The worm that churned!

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Cheese Secret

Studying String Cheese Theory

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business