Cheese Joke Enthusiast Mugs

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Eat me"

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Cheese

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Higher wisdom...

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

The Running of the Brie

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!