Cheese Dust Avoider Pillows

"Jake, please hold my calls and fetch my Cheetos gloves."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

The Running of the Brie

Cheese Pile

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Sandwich snob.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

The Cheese God

"Well, what do you think we should do now?"

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

Catfishing.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

'Rock beats Scissors!'

Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

Mummy, Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...

'What can you recommend for the 'Big Cheese' where I work?'

"Nothing beats going abroad to discover new types of cheese: you have to try Camel Cheese!"

Cow Exerecise