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"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Pasta

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

TV Chef Cooking Range

Say cheese!

We never roam anymore.

Sunblock

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Gorgonzola!!! The meanest of all cheeses!

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Cow Cow Plops.

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."