Gourmet Cheese Fan Pillows

Gorgonzola!!! The meanest of all cheeses!

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The worm that churned!

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.