Cheering Gifts

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

Polo - Come on you Royals !

"They'd sold out of #1's."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I can't go on being the mascot for a losing team after all, I've got my pride.'

Throat Lozenges $5/box

Football supporters.

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

Go Team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Soccer Fans.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

Men can show their emotions!

'That was fun!'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Jumping cheerleaders

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Love wine

'Red for me, please.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'Stop whining...it's just a head cold!'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Rosie Cheeks

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"