Cheeky Student Antics Gifts

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Court's in recess!'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Sticking out tongue

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'There's always one.'

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

A good school report at last...how much did it cost you?

Dog urinating on a tombstone that says 'I WON'.

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'

Police Training School.