Cheeky Reader Pillows

Book ratings.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Library - Cats for Dummies.

'NO- I am NOT warming the pot!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sticking out tongue

"I do diet...between snacks."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Thong World.

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

The King's New Robes.

The Living End.

Keister Island.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'