Cheeky Rascal Gifts

Cheeky Boy

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Geezer.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Sticking out tongue

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Hen Night

"I do diet...between snacks."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Your dump or mine..?"

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Clean Fill Wanted

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'