Cheeky Music Lover Pillows

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Sticking out tongue

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"It's an agreeable little wine."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

The King's New Robes.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

The Living End.

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Keister Island.