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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Sticking out tongue

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

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Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

The King's New Robes.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Keister Island.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

The Living End.