Cheeky Grandkid Enthusiast Pillows

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"Grandma is really nice but she makes a mean cookie."

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

Dancing Grandpa

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Grandad, tell me about when you were a yuppie.'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Best Grandma in Richmond!

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

Mooning Moon

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

'Child resistant cap'

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"When I was a lad life was DANGEROUS, I remember once getting the 145 to Walthamstow WITHOUT A MASK!"

When Grandma's on your side....

'Careful, Jimmy. . . if you make faces like that, it could freeze that way.'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'