Cheeky Grandkid Enthusiast Mugs

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

"Grandma is really nice but she makes a mean cookie."

Dancing Grandpa

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Grandad, tell me about when you were a yuppie.'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

Future Old People

Best Grandma in Richmond!

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Mooning Moon

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

'Child resistant cap'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'Careful, Jimmy. . . if you make faces like that, it could freeze that way.'

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"When I was a lad life was DANGEROUS, I remember once getting the 145 to Walthamstow WITHOUT A MASK!"

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

When Grandma's on your side....