Cheeky Dieter Pillows

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

Weight loss clinic, in and out doors.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"I do diet...between snacks."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

'I don't mind pigging out as long as it's not on empty calories.'

'The little woman hide the remote control, and I've lost ten pounds looking for it!'

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"