Playful Dieter Pillows

Fantasy Diet League

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

'Is it organic?'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."