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Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Elephant ass selfie.

Squirrel on the beach

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"It's an agreeable little wine."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Bizarre sights.

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

Keister Island.

The Living End.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Saving for Winter.

Inspired by Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey, Dave Kisselback opts to live among the chipmunks of Northern Wisconsin.

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'