Cheeky Chipmunk Enthusiast Pillows

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Squirrel on the beach

Elephant ass selfie.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

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Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"It's an agreeable little wine."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Bizarre sights.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

Keister Island.

The Living End.

Saving for Winter.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.