Chipmunk Chaser Pillows

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Squirrel on the beach

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

Prosecco

Ornithologist

Windmill

A day in the life of a dog.

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

Birth of Darth Vader

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Puffer fish balloon vendor

"Where the wild things went."

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Fox Hunters.

Inspired by Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey, Dave Kisselback opts to live among the chipmunks of Northern Wisconsin.

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

Cow Fairy