Chipmunk Enthusiast Pillows

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

Love at First Sight

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Squirrel on the beach

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'I hear you're typing the complete wors of Shakespeare?'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

The Power of Positive Stinking

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

Cowpunk

'That's what we evolved from.'

"No offense."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Bizarre sights.

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'So...1% of our DNA says you're in a suit, while I'm sitting around with no clothes on piking stuff with sticks.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Skunk! How is it?"

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

Saving for Winter.

Inspired by Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey, Dave Kisselback opts to live among the chipmunks of Northern Wisconsin.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Peer review is getting tougher and tougher."

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'