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'Looks like housing starts are up.'

Love at First Sight

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Squirrel on the beach

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'I hear you're typing the complete wors of Shakespeare?'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Cowpunk

The Power of Positive Stinking

'That's what we evolved from.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Skunk! How is it?"

"No offense."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'So...1% of our DNA says you're in a suit, while I'm sitting around with no clothes on piking stuff with sticks.'

Bizarre sights.

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

Saving for Winter.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Peer review is getting tougher and tougher."

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'

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