Cheeky App Enthusiast Pillows

Dating app for bottoms

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Elephant ass selfie.

God's Phone

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

Book Worm

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'zzz sleep.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

RAISED BY PHONES

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Everyone relax. I've just downloaded the 'Find-Your-Remote' app."

Telephone Box