Cheeky App Enthusiast Pillows

Dating app for bottoms

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Elephant ass selfie.

God's Phone

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Book Worm

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'zzz sleep.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

RAISED BY PHONES

"Everyone relax. I've just downloaded the 'Find-Your-Remote' app."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

Telephone Box