Checkout Wizard Pillows

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"Lovely dovetail."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Making money for investors is simple

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'J.B., there's not enough ROI on the IPO, YTD.'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

'My mother sent down some chicken soup to see if that will help.'

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

Dad's Workbench