Chatty Kathy Gifts

The Original Information Superhighway

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

My friend just told me every detail of his life, and now I'm going to tell them to you. Bob has the regift of gab.

Your granddaughter doesn't talk to me any more! Well

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Do you come here often?'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."