Chatty Cathy Fan Gifts

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Joan Hickson

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Do you come here often?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

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"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

The Great Catsby.

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'One victim, four suspects... It's like in a bloody Agatha-Christie-novel! Dang, I hate that mystery stuff...'