Chatty Cathy Fan Gifts

"We have ways to make you stop talking, you know."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Joan Hickson

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Do you come here often?'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Hair Style Menu

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

The Great Catsby.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."

Let's talk about the weather.