Chatty Cathy Types Gifts

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Could I ask just one question?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Do you come here often?'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

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