Chatty Cathy Types Gifts

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Could I ask just one question?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Do you come here often?'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Hair Style Menu

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

The Great Catsby.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'