Chatty Charioteer Gifts

Miss Motormouth

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Do you come here often?'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

''Is there anybody there?'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Hair Style Menu

Getting together to chew the fat.

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'