Chatty Charioteer Gifts

Miss Motormouth

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Do you come here often?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

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"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

''Is there anybody there?'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Getting together to chew the fat.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'