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"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Do you come here often?'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

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Getting together to chew the fat.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'