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Research into how men and woman communicate

"I only overshare because you never listen."

'I don't want a haircut. I'm just looking for a man who will listen to me!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Men are like March, they come in like a lion and leave like a lamb.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'The only time she stops talking is when her mother starts.'

'I saw your cosmetic surgeon on TV last night... Oh no, silly me, I'm getting mixed up with the late night Frankenstein movie.'

"I know I'm hurting my career by not doing my job well. But I can't imagine my days without you and your gossip."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Let's talk about the weather.

'Hope you weren't waiting long. I was chatting with a neighbor and lost track of the time.'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"It's Betty with the nine o'clock headlines."

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

'He's a nice boy - It's a shame how some people take advantage!'

'I'm not 'bragging'... I'm 'sharing'.'

"Hold on a second. I have to switch over to my other ear."

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Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

"We could abduct him - but I don't think we'd get a word in edgeways..."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

"Don't look now, but a fast-moving cold front is headed our way."

"Yerkow says, 'Yeah, Leon, good to see you doin' so fine, too.'"